Ants take over world

Hey, cut off his head, legs come looking for you.

 

Some science lab most be working overtime because I heard some crazy shit like earthworms are not indigenous to the United States.

 

"Porcaline"?

 

John Goodman's finest hour ...

 

For a movie that's essentially about giant nuclear ants fucking our shit up, it is surprisingly good from a qualitative standpoint as far as movies in general are concerned, and is unquestionably one of the greatest 50s sci-fi movies.

 

"Who's the joke now, bitch!?"

 

Fuck yes there's way more of them than us. I bet there's 50,000 on my property alone.

We have since gotten an exterminator and taken care of it, but when we first moved in to our house, I woke up in the middle of the night covered in ants one night. Probably about 75 on my shoulders and chest.

 

From Wikianswers:

According to the ant experts at Fascinations, the makers of the AntWorks ant habitats, it is estimated that there are over 10,000,000,000,000,000 ants currently alive today. According to the numbering system used in the United States, that is 10,000 Trillion or 10 Quadrillion ants!

Looked at another way, some sources claim that all of the ants living today would weigh more than the combined weight of all the humans living today.

 

Crap, there's 10 quadrillion ants in the walls of my house. I am convinced that if you stripped the outsides off all the homes in Florida, they would remain standing because of all the ants in the walls.

 

Ants are weird. One summer we went on vacation and accidentally left the freezer door open, maybe just an inch. Came home a week later and there must have been a billion frozen ants in there.

 

...and I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

 

"The next video was sent in by Geurgud Gardner from Baden-Baden. Here they have come across the body of a tramp, which in itself is not so disturbing. Until it is turned over to reveal... ANTS! ANTS! ANTS!"