Anthony Weiner is back as "Carlos Danger"

Weiner sounds like the kind of guy that decided to volunteer on political campaigns because he realized that if you feed a liberal chick a lot of politically correct B.S., she'll be putty in your hands:

Start with policy talk, move directly to sex talk.

 

Good to meet you, my brother.
Esteban Verboten

 

People are more turned off by creepiness then unfaithfulness. Weiner sends out pictures on the Internet = fail; Clinton sleeps with x women = yawn.

 

Oh baby, raise my taxes. Yeah yeah, raise them higher.

Cut oil depletion allowances? What kind of girl do you think I am?

 

Hey girls, Carlos Danger has the stamina to hold out longer than all of the other mayoral candidates.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/weiner-downplays-pressure-quit-race-article-1.1407544

 

This guy had an awesome name:

Vince Casanova, former Tribune Media Group president, dies

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-vince-casanova-20130724,0,5829341.story

 

Elliott Spitzer is thrilled with this new news:

 

Harkens back to the great scene in West Wing on election night when the prez wins. He's trying to get comfy with the First Lady (caviar and champagne) and reciting the demographic groups he won that night, and in what percentages. Stockard Channing/First Lady looks at him and says, "Is this nerd hot talk?"

 

Yeah, congratulations asshole ... you must be so proud for actually not paying hookers for the last five years.

 

Unimpressed.

 

I'm sure I'm in the minority on this one but here's a compromise I can live with. Weiner drops out but Huma becomes the next mayor. I was really impressed with her composure at the press conference.

A Weiner victory is the next best thing to an actual win for Republicans. Him stumbling from scandal to scandal, squabbling with the unions and in general, appearing weak and incompetent, will make a perfect poster child for Democratic Party disfunction.

 

LeVert is also not much on Casanova, from what I understand.