Anthony Kiedis (alive for now) ...

Maybe he hasn't been able to poo lately.

Stoney can't rest till the next time he outrages himself into a fever pitch.

Anthony Kiedis -- Rushed to Hospital ... Red Hot Chili Peppers Gig Cancelled at Last Minute

OR MAYBE IT'S AIDS! /some rag or another

Then again, MTV sent warm fuzzies so it probably is nothing but revenge of last night's tacos.

 

You could start a prayer chain, you know.

 

Somebody tell @deathcab4booty to slow the fuck down!

 

The Cleetus Cornpicker show is saying it's AIDS.

 

Has Gene Simmons weighed in and then apologized for what he said yet?

 

We're all alive for now.

 

Have we ever had a shirtless pallbearer?

Flea could be the first.

 

"Intestinal flu." Tuesday concert cancelled. Expected to make full recovery.

 

Well thank god he's still with us "for now." Pray that he survives through the week. Them flu bugs can be nasty.

 

Do they lead to blood loss in a bathroom stall?

 

Could also be the first pallbearer whose only piece of clothing is a sock on his dick.