Another teacher gets caught - with tons of facebook goodness

From the article:
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/may/06/crime-report-arlington-high-teacher-charged-having/

Hopkins described her relationship status as “complicated” on her Facebook page. Describing her job, she wrote, “Teaching high school students what not to do or how to do it without getting caught. ” — ending it with a smiley face.

The teacher’s Facebook page lists a favorite quote about finding the right guy. “Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep ...”

Describing herself on Facebook, she wrote: “Chances are if i meet you and you don’t like me i’m probably not to (sic) fond of you either.”

 

Well, yeah, it can be kind of complicated to be in a relationship with just one high school student "without getting caught," much less two.

 

One of those occasions where she looks better in her mug shot than in the other photo.

 

People who describe relationships as "complicated" need to DIAF. Either they're hiding something or they're too stupid to articulate the fact that they're fucking someone on the side.

This teacher is a rare bird. She was stupid and could articulate her stupidity. The winners? Us!

 

She was a wellness teacher. Seems pretty dedicated to the job.....


And busted because an ex-boyfriend blew the whistle.

 

OK, I was thinking about this yesterday: For all these teachers who get charged for hooking up with the kids, why doesn't the U.S. just build its own prison full of just sexually-oriented (desperate?) teachers who do this? Seems like a new story every day...

 

Would think there'd be no shortage of people applying to serve as guards at that place.

 

Yes, except they would all need job permits, because they'd be 16 and 17 years old.

 

And what if you're neither.

 

And for god sakes, don't build it anywhere near a high school....

 

Future Coach Bieste here

 

That relationship status button is just asking for trouble. One of my nephews went from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated" to "single" within the space of about six hours earlier this year.

Welcome to high school, kid.