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Another take on Floyd Landis

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Smallpotatoes, Sep 24, 2006.

  1. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member


    Bear in mind this guy is not a journalist, so take that into account when you read some of this stuff, but according to the experts that this guy cites, it's not the open-and-shut case many of us think it is.
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Lake Superior is vast. My apathy for this case is vast-, uh, er, vaster?

    That's how much I don't give a shit, I had to bastardize a word to fully express my don'tgiveashitness.

    See I did it again.
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Always assume the worst about everybody, and you'll rarely be disappointed. ;)

    I assume Landis doped. I assume all other TdF riders do too, especially Lance Armstrong.

    I assume the results were leaked/fabricated as part of a conspiracy, possibly intentional and possibly simply a coincidence of incompetence between WADA, as fascistic an organization as exists in sports, Dick Pound, its own personal junior-Goebbels, and the Euro press obsessed with taking down any American who succeeds in a traditionally European sporting event.

    In other words, everybody is guilty. EVERYBODY.

    And I assume, above all else, that nobody really gives a fuck any more.
  4. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Somebody in a glass office must have pissed in your cubicle this week. You're even more negative than usual. ;)
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yo, time to change the coda kitties' text.
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member


    Just so you know. I used performance-enhancing drugs to help me post this reply.
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I assumed you did. ;)

    In fact, I think I'll go roid up myself. :D :D
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member


    Make sure to roid up before you tell your staff how to put out a paper "the right way." :D :D :D
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, he's going to put out a paper at taxpayer expense.
  10. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I feel so much better now that I told you that. It's like a giant weight coming off my chest.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Free-Hack, we're not here to talk about the past.
  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Yeah. We're going to concentrate on the fundamentals. I'm sure my veteran experience, leadership and hard-boiled savvy will inspire them to give a 110% effort. :p :p
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