Another dead pet thread

Frank_Ridgeway · Nov 14, 2007

BYH said:

Learn it, live it, love it, be it.
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Is that from Fast Times at Ridgemont High or from boots?

mike311gd · Nov 14, 2007

I miss boots.

EStreetJoe · Nov 14, 2007

sorry about the bird Frank.

Bob Slydell · Nov 14, 2007

Frank_Ridgeway said:

So my wife is 1,000 miles away on a business trip and I hear a strange noise in the birdcage and the bird has dropped dead. It was more my wife's bird than mine. I wasn't sure whether to tell her or wait until she gets home in two days, but she called, and I told her. Still not sure I did the right thing. "Are you sure she's dead?" she kept saying. She had me bury her in the back yard. She was a misanthropic little bird -- would bite the fuck out of anyone who tried to handle her, so yes, I was quite certain she was dead before I put my hand in the cage. Wife is not having a good trip -- one of the foreign businessmen she has in tow lost his passport today. She says, "Can anything else go wrong today?" I said, "Well, I could die." She says, "Please don't."
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And she says, "I said what could go bad!"
Rimshot!

When my parents were married, they had two hamsters. My mom came home one day to find that one had eaten the other. Good times.

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