Angel of death cat at nursing home

That is awesome.

 

Nice.

What about Dead Pussy Galore?

 

(to the music of “Cats in the Cradle)

Oh…the cat’s in my room, guess I’ll be dead soon

All the people say there ain’t nothin’ I can do

Not ready to go…”Don’t matter” they said

Time to walk toward the light…cause it appears I’m dead.


Not perfect, but it’s early.

 

Maybe all the geezers are allergic to the cat and they're already in such a fragile state that he's killing them?

 

What's the cat's name? Kevorkian?

 

Well done sir.

 

When I saw the story last night, I was trying to come up with something like that. Best I could do was "Death Cat for Trudy." Presumably, most Trudys are not in the 18-65 demographics. But if someone has a better old-lady name that fits the bill, go for it.

 

It's great to see a cat as fat as mine (guess what, Slydell? I named it Galore) in the paper.
If there are six cats strolling the unit, there's some serious pet therapy going on.

 

Death Cat for Millie. Short for Mildred.

That's a douty old name if I ever heard one.

 

I'm sorry, but if I'm a geezer in that nursing home and the cat starts walking towards me, I'm going Paulie Walnuts on his furry ass.

 

Story reminded me of "The Sopranos" finale.

 

Dammit. Beaten by 30 seconds.