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Andy Roddick + nude tennis lessons = sportschick, sxysprtswrtr heart attacks

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Oct 17, 2008.

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  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'm down with boxer-briefs.
     
    sportschick, Oct 18, 2008
    #13
  2. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    The mental image of Andy Roddick reversing direction and then getting in position to hit a running forehand -- with an erection -- is one of the least sexy things ever.

    Also, running around with a giant boner would not exactly be a painless experience.

    Don't think of the kittens, ladies. Think of how much Andy will have to ice his junk after this experience.
     
    Double Down, Oct 18, 2008
    #14
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Shrinkage!
     
    three_bags_full, Oct 18, 2008
    #15
  4. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    I only hope that Samprus doesn't decide to try this. Agassi either.
     
    schiezainc, Oct 19, 2008
    #16
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'd have paid double for a tennis lesson with Pete. I've crushed on him since I was a teen.
     
    sportschick, Oct 19, 2008
    #17
  6. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    I'll hold out for Serena
     
    RossLT, Oct 19, 2008
    #18
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    An even more acute flopping issue. And since when do you know strippers, KG?
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 19, 2008
    #19
  8. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Talk about your batting-practice fastballs....
     
    crusoes, Oct 20, 2008
    #20
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Andy Roddick might still be relevant if SNL still did Z-105 bits.
     
    Football_Bat, Oct 20, 2008
    #21
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Aw shit. I'd save up a year's salary for a chance at that nude tennis clinic with my Future Ex Boyfriend.

    But I'd willingly share time with the ladies.
     
    forever_town, Oct 20, 2008
    #22
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