And you thought your day was bad...

I'm a lifelong Knicks fan. FML

 

We agreed to do a threesome so my wife brought home two guys. FML

 

Who was this?

 

Looks like we've shut down their server. I can't get on the site. FML

 

A couple months after my wife and I started dating, she made up an Easter basket for me. Included with the candy were a few condoms for "later use."
Well, while we were at work my wife's dog got into the basket. He tore open the cellophane wrapping and scattered everything -- including the condoms -- all over the floor. My future mother-in-law came over to let the dog out at lunch, and discovered the torn-apart Easter basket. She just picked everything up, put it back together and put it on a shelf. Never said one word about it.
To this day, my wife laughs and then shudders when she thinks of her mother coming home and finding out how her daughter was planning to make sweet monkey love to her new boyfriend.

 

I have trouble believing almost any of those.

 

Earlier I posted about my horrible day and some guy on a message board said he didn't believe me. FML.

 

But even if they're not real, they're still entertaining.