And women wonder why men avoid commitment ...

that's so not cool.

 

Where're your balls at these days, tomas?

 

If you could watch that cartoon with a man's perspective, you would change your mind on that.

And now I must go dismantle my basement rec room project.

 

hey, i fucking saw them just today.

 

Had to grab some money out of the wife's purse, eh?

 

like i'm allowed to do that without permission.

 

But your balls would be tucked somewhere between her wallet and her lipstick. Surely, you weren't going for the lipstick?

 

my balls and lipstick are always a good mix.

 

Solid. Damn solid.

 

:-*

 

You know why husbands die before wives?

Because they want to.

 

That's a pretty great, if moderately depressing, video. I'm happy to say my wife and I are not like that at all ... we've been married almost five years, and we still don't own a house. ;D