And here comes chef, channeling cornholio........

3 pots of coffee? Jesus H. Christ!!!! You must be every 10 minutes.

 

This is beside the point of the thread, but whatever, it's SportsJournalists.com. This reminded me of the time I ate a spoonful of cayenne pepper after losing a bet. I think it burned off all my tastebuds.

 

Tom Petty for his bunghole? Seems about right.

Zing!

My in-laws drink coffee from the moment they wake up until the moment they go to bed. I have never seen anyone drink coffee at night before -- not a cup after dinner, but seriously downing coffee at night.

 

I think I read once that coffee/caffeine actually calms people with ADHD, which might explain why people can drink coffee and then go to sleep.

 

Cornholio was perhaps the funniest creation in MTV history

 

Cornholio ruled... I'm old school. Mountain Dew and vivarin.. works all night long. Course, haven't done that for 20 years

 

The Chef quote, incidentally, is from Teddy KGB in "Rounders".

And this thread reeks of the awesome.

RB

 

Bout fucking time someone got the quote.

I am so pissed about the Nuggets fucking away--check that--Anthony Fucking Carter fucking away this game.

 

It does, but I think it's more the warmth that makes me cozy. It could also be that it slows my brain down enough for me to relax, too.

 

I've been waiting for that.

 

I get the toe. I am the SJ member that is currently missing a toenail. AQB, you can have the toe after you perform the toenail transplant.