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I'm good at three things: Fighting, screwing and reading the news. I've already done one today. What's the other going to be?

Screwing?

 

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

Fred Willard is great...

Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

 

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole...wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

 

You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again.

 

You really know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.

 

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.

I want to be on you.

 

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!

 

I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself San Diego.

Knew that line was coming and it was fucking hilarious anyway.

 

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us.

It's science.

 

I never would say fuck...FUCK!

 

Great Odin's raven!