An SJ tradition unlike any other ... Predict Nantz's corny line!

"Scrape my taint with a can of paint!"


Oops, that's Chris L. For Nantz? No idea.

 

Time to click your heels, Carolina are champs again.

 

Nantz tries too hard, but the problem is he doesn't try hard enough. I want him to completely lose his mind trying to come up with a memorable sentence and just overshoot his landing in horribly awkward fashion.

"Green is the color of money, of which there is none in Detroit, but Green is also the color of champions! Michigan State wins it!"

"A city rendered spartan by the recession is a champion tonight! Michigan State wins it!"

"In the home of Bob Seger, Kid Rock and Eminem, it's Linda Ronstadt who singing in Detroit tonight: Blew by you! The Tar Heels are champs!"

"Tar babies! UNC is the champ!"

"Fuck you Musberger, my lines are better. The Tar Heels are champs!"

"Hey Packer hope you're enjoying hanging out with the General at the Palace Station, bitch. The Spartans are champs!"

 

I like the last one.

 

There will be no time for corny lines between the thousand shots of Izzo's wife and Nance having to say that CBS is America's most-watched network every five seconds.

 

...watch The Mentalist, America's most-watched new show, every Thursday! (or whatever night it's on)

 

"The Tarheels are tops."
Or...
"Sparty reigns supreme."

I've got the cheese. Who's got the wine?

 

If a tie is like kissing your sister - two Tys equal a National Championship ....or a menage a tois.

 

If UNC:

"Nothing could be finer . . . the Tar Heels are champs once again!"

If MSU:

"Michigan is the Spartan State today . . . Tom Izzo has his second national title!"

 

"Izzo that romantic."

 

"They're champions born, and champions bred ... the Tar Heels are No. 1."

Would be better with something like "And while they're living it up on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill town, here the Tar Heels are shutting Detroit down." Not much better, but a little.

 

"time to spooge on the azaleas"