An sj.com First: School lunch lady nailing the students

The kid loved the taco boat she served.

 

Even has a porn name, Stacey St. Jean.

http://www.indeonline.com/x1832948563/Lesser-charges-for-cafeteria-worker-accused-of-sex-with-students?zc_p=1

Still doesn't explain how she was serving them in the lunch line.

 

Whatever day it was, she baked his chicken.

 

Probably choked it, too.

 

I had to google that judge's name. I thought you had made that up.

 

Look, that's not exactly Mildred the Large. A kid would be seen as a hero for conquering that gal.

 

She always considered pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted cured meats.

 

Meet me during fifth period and we'll talk about your Longfellow.

 

And then marine biology?

 

The kid probably doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.

 

We can talk about Joyce - she's my favourite writer.