An American Tragedy

be careful what you wish for -- i longed for the return of the McRib. they brought it back in Florida, had one at Christmas...and it was not at all as good as i remembered

 

Maybe they'll have a McRib farewell tour, like Krusty had for the Ribwich.

 

The McDonald's near my shop has had the sign in the window for a month. Guess how long the shake machine has been broken.

Thank goodness we've got Culver's nearby now. Their mint shake takes care of the year-round hankerings.

 

Oooh Culver's. Thank god those haven't made their way here yet. Butterburgers? Oh yeah.

 

Uhh, FJ? Even if you don't consume your first Shamrock Shake until Friday, that gives you more than half the month to consume Shamrock Shakes. Silly drunk angry Orangemen fan!!!

I eat like complete shit, but I will not touch any McDonald's milk-based option. A bunch of us had bad ice cream sundaes on the way back from a football game in college. If not for our spidey senses and our good sense to throw the shit out after a couple bites, we would have left our yak all over I-95.

 

Shamrock shakes. Yum.

 

now without lettuce. Holy crap that is funny.

Nice find, Hank!

 

I'm so ready to hop in my car and get one now, looking at that picture. Those are great.

 

Not to be confused with the Official Meat Favored Sandwich of the 1984 Summer Olympics.

"Uuuuuhhhh. I think I swallowed some of the juice."

 

Accountant: Great spot, K. C.

Krusty: Put a sock in it, preppy. How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?
Accountant: Not to worry, Mr. K. We've rigged the cards: they're all in events that Communists never lose.
Krusty: I like, I like.

Woman: This just came over the wires, Big K.

Krusty: [reads] Uh-huh. Soviet boycott. U.S. unopposed in most events. How does this affect our giveaway?

Accountant: Let's see. [calculates] You personally stand to lose $44 million.

 

How do you know what they taste like? I thought you were counting points!!!!!!!!

 

IF you've read the thread, I haven't had one in years. But I still remember what it tastes like.

I haven't found a McD's around here that serves them. And since I don't go to McD's now, I guess they'd have to have a sign out front or something.