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Amish Buggy Buggering Bust

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PCLoadLetter, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Amish man sends inappropriate texts to 12 year old, takes a buggy to meet up with her, gets busted.

    God bless the Smoking Gun.


    The mug shot:

  2. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Good lord, he looks like a guy I used to work with.
  3. sgreenwell

    sgreenwell Well-Known Member

    It's weird that he's fine with using the cell phone, but not a car.
  4. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Well, in his defense, he thought she was 13.
  5. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    There's pretty much nothing that's not weird about this, but yeah. You'd think that even if they'd managed to make some exception for cell phones, they'd be required to use some Motorola Startec phone from about 2000, rather than one with a camera on it.
  6. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Awesome when old technology blends with new.
  7. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say this guy is not going to fair well in prison.

    On a slightly unrelated note, my dad had a Mennonite join his fire department about 10 years back. The kid would drink beer like a fish at the meetings, and they caught him watching porn on the VCR used for training videos. However, I don't think there were any texts to underaged girls. Or boys.
  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    I posted this on Facebook and another SJ poster shared this:
  9. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    When I was a kid they used to give Chinese kids that haircut, fondly known as the "bowl" cut (like a bowl was put on your head and trimmed accordingly).
  10. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
    Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
  11. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    I had that haircut. It was popular for about three years in the mid 1990s again.

    Then again, I lived in a town about 40 percent Mennonite. Mostly reformed, though.
  12. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    Was out in Vegas a couple years ago with our staff for a meeting. One of them is Mennonite. So we go to Rao's for dinner and Bubbles, the big burly maitre'd is seating the eight of us, greeting us all with a handshake and a few nice words..."How are you, good to have you here tonight, enjoy your dinner, who the fuck cuts your hair?!?!?!"

    The last was directed at my Mennonite brotha. Bowl cut, indeed!
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