Americans are quite ravenous for snow

.... or so this North Korean propaganda film claims.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4839271/North-Korean-video-shows-dystopian-America.html

About 10 times during the video, it's mentioned that Americans are drinking coffee or water made of melted snow. At one point, the narrator/translator says it's "hot snow." And I was stunned to learn that there are hardly any birds left in America because we're eating all of them. Then who keeps shitting on my car from the air?

I also was surprised to hear that we're getting all kinds of foreign aid from North Korea, as the film claims twice.

Christ. I know there's crazy out there but they're in complete bizarro world.

 

Former supreme leader Kim Jong Il once had 11 holes in one..... in the same round of golf.

Must be an interesting place to live.

 

Oh, my bad, man.

 

And that was just on the front nine.

 

Slow clap.

 

I'm sure Dennis Rodman is clearing this all up as we speak.

 

Rodman knows a thing or two about snow.