Always wanted to say it ...

"Junction Boys" just started on ESPN Classic.

How can 2009 get any better?

 

I've never seen a team this bad! Half the players are smaller than monkey cajones, the other half are slower than smoke off shit! Where did you get these turds?

 

Congrats on your milestone!

 

Now we know what Dude changed his name to.

 

I always found it funny how ESPN would hype up this movie. They would always say (paraphrasing here), "They were beaten down, but the ones who survived became a national championship team."

In reality, the team won just one game that year because Bear Bryant killed them, and there were only a handful of players from the Junction team on the national championship two years later.

Yep, ain't nothin' like ESPN stretching the truth a little.

 

When's Junction Boys on again?

 

It's so good, Zeke can't wait til it's over to find out when it's on again.

I think Alanis wrote a song about that. "Hand In My Pocket."

EDIT: I realize now the thread is more than six hours old. As usual, I suck.

 

I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one's making a silly post.

 

That was ironic. Don't you think?

 

It's like rain on your wedding day. It's like dating David Coulier.