Alternatives to cursing

Bless you, sir. May you achieve total consciousness on your deathbed.

Edit: Holy fuck, man. Put a NSFW on that, what with the naked chicks on the side and all. Didn't see those until I expanded the screen.

 

Godspeed. Godspeed.

 

OK. That was funny. .

Still don't think I'd have the self control for that.

 

[Mr. Mackey:] There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

[Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

[Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold

[Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity

[Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more

[Everyone:] Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
[Children:] Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:] It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay


I would post the video, but the bastards won't let it be uploaded on the interwebs.

 

There's your answer: Mmmkay.

Mmmkay?

 

Um, wow. Just now noticed that shit.

 

Go with Starbuck from the original Battlestar Galactica and say "Frack"
or just say "fudge" instead of "fuck"

 

Revert to old-style words of displeasure like "dagnabbit" and "criminetly" and "jeepers creepers." Not only are they inoffensive, but they're fun to say, too.

Or you could just go to the basic "balls," "poop," "pubes" and "fart."

And if you're real ambitious, you could let out a hardy "son of a bingo player." After a couple rounds of that, your co-worker will be begging you to bring back the obscenities.

 

When I was 11 or 12, I remember my aunt Ruth calling my mom, over the card table: "You German son of a coal miner."

Struck me funny. Still does.

 

Try punching walls. Preferably the ones in her cubicle/office/closest to her desk. Look at her with a wild-eyed expression.

That will make her beg you to curse faster than anything.

 

Well, I was looking more for actual curse words, just in different languages. Then we were given a link to an entire Web site of such things. Funny how that works on here.

 

what's wrong with "fuck the sensitive bitch?"