Alleged Masturbation Thread

This is an update to that story

 

That's fine, but I didn't think updates on the same story usually got a new thread. Just pointing out the original thread.

 

Hmm. Who knows. Maybe Pringle was on the plane when that woman woke up with a semen-like substance in her hair. "Hey, do you want to buy some hand lotion."

 

It's a good thing we have "alleged." Getting this wrong wouldn't be something we'd want on our hands.

 

If only he'd said, "dat's how I roll ..."

 

I wonder if he's more of a shooter than a dribbler.

 

Ohio University's finest

 

I almost accept his explanation - outside of the "victim's" description of his heavy breathing. There were a couple of track stars - black and white - in my dorm in college who always had their hands down their pants while hanging out in the hallways.

Maybe they do it because no one wants to call them out on it.

You just got used to it after a while.

 

Gives new meaning to the term "facial" for this basketball player.

 

"YES! With the FACIAL!" [/marvalbert]