Alert: F_B has a weather machine

Idaho · Dec 29, 2006

CRAWFORD, Texas — President Bush and first lady Laura Bush were moved to an armored vehicle on their ranch Friday when a tornado warning was issued in central Texas, the White House said.

The vehicle was driven to a tornado shelter on the ranch, and the president, Mrs. Bush and their two Scottish terriers sat inside until the weather cleared, deputy White House press secretary Scott Stanzel said. They were never moved into the shelter, he said.

The National Weather Service issued a tornado warning at 2:34 p.m. CST after a severe thunderstorm with a history of producing tornadoes was reported 13 miles south of Clifton, Texas, and moving northeast. Clifton is 20 miles northwest of Crawford.

Stanzel said he did not know how long the Bushes and their dogs, Miss Beazley and Barney, had to stay in the vehicle, but that it was not "terribly long."

The rush to the tornado shelter interrupted Bush's day at the ranch where he cleared some cedar and was kept abreast of plans to execute Saddam Hussein in Iraq.
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Mystery_Meat · Dec 29, 2006

The rush to the tornado shelter interrupted Bush's day at the ranch where he cleared some cedar and was kept abreast of plans to execute Saddam Hussein in Iraq.
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Pretty sure this is the first time in the world's history that sentence was typed.

Fenian_Bastard · Dec 29, 2006

Holy crap.
"Cleared some cedar" = "Posed with a saw for the suckers with the cameras."
"Kept abreast of plans" = "Tried hard not to giggle at the prospect of rubbing Dady's nose in it."

Freelance Hack · Dec 29, 2006

"Cleared some cedar" = "Celebrating the Canadian ice cap fracture by further destroying our environment"

farmerjerome · Dec 29, 2006

Freelance Hack said:

"Cleared some cedar" = "Celebrating the Canadian ice cap fracture by further destroying our environment"
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Accurate.

Fenian_Bastard · Dec 29, 2006

Canadian Ice Cap Fracture would be a good name for my next CD.

Football_Bat · Dec 29, 2006

We all know it's the HARP project doing this.

Wild card line, you're on the air.

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