Alabama: How not to Poin

This can all be summarized in two words:

Roll Tide

 

Thanks for the news flash, Baron.

 

A Poin family? Deserves its own topic.

 

Poindexter needs to explain that one.

 

Meanwhile, the Luv Gov doesn't like to have the same hotline bling for too long.

Bentley bought multiple disposable 'burner' cell phones at Tuscaloosa Best Buy, employees say

 

Sounds like the Guv has been taking lessons from freqposter.

 

If he had, he would not have gone in person, in his home town. Send a minion. Three different sales people recognized him.

 

Not the smart lessons.

Guv bought burners in the state that he's the governor?

Idiot.

He is a man who can probably travel for conferences and other business trips. You buy your burners with cash on those times when your recognition factor is much lower.

If he's in D.C. or even Nashville or Atlanta, he probably wouldn't have been recognized.

 

Freq, you need to tell us how you learned these important life lessons and include times when you almost got caught!

 

The Luv Gov got flustered after an argument with his then wife and forgot his wallet. No biggie - just have it flown down from Montgomery.

Whistleblowers: Bentley ordered state helicopter to fly his forgotten wallet to the beach - Yellowhammer News

 

Hell, the way that sex tape was made in the first place was that he called his paramour from the porch of his beach home. His wife recorded it through the screen of the open window behind him. One of the family members leaked it.

 

Didn't Mike Price have a problem with losing his wallet when he was briefly Alabama's coach?