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Al-Qaida releases new tape

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chuck~Taylor, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member


    I have only one question and this question has probably been asked many times, so bare with me. How the hell is Al-Jazeera getting these tapes?
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    "You've released more tapes than Steeley Dan!"
  3. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    They get them through K-Tel.

    "And you'll receive such hits as:"

    Muslim Rant

    Osama Don't Preach

    You Don't Have To Take Your Burqa Off (To Have A Good Time)

    Ain't Nothin' But A Mosque Party

    Like 40 Virgins

    Iran, So Far Away

    Hussein On The Membrane
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Fucking hilarious. Good work.
  5. markvid

    markvid Guest

    You can retire the voting for best post.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'm still laughing over "You Don't Have To Take Your Burqa OFf (To Have a Good Time)" Just remembering that song to parody it is impressive. Jermaine Stewart approves from beyond the grave.

    Oh great irony: The guy who writes a song about celibacy dies of AIDS.
  7. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Because Al-Qaeda knows that Al-Jazeera is sympathetic to them and will air them no questions asked.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    that shit's funny right there. I don't care who you are.
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Good job DyePack. Good job.

    You also forgot that great song by the Clash ... "Blow up the Casbah."
  10. Also contains the 1970's hit from Kris Kristofferson:

    "Take the chador from your hair.
    Shake it loose, let it fall.
    I don't want to be alone.
    Help me smash the nest of spies."

    And that holiday institution:

    "Don't play music. Don't join bands.
    It can cost you both your hands.
    Ayatollah's coming to town."
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    And these other hits:

    * You Give Martyrdom A Bad Name
    * Kabul, Rock City
    * Another Nun Bites the Dust
    * Life In A Burning Town
    * Shoot Him For Me One More Time
    * Antrhax in a Bottle
  12. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Actually, it's little more than geography.

    Arab-speaking organization in Arab-speaking part of the world gives tape to Arab news organization in Arab-speaking part of the world.

    You wouldn't give your wedding announcement to Al-Jazerra, would you? No, you'd go to the nearest media outlet to where you live.
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