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Airplane! alert

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by OnTheRiver, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Go out and win one for the Zipper
     
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Scraps is a boy dog, is he?
     
  3. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    What was it we had for dinner tonight?
    Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
    Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
     
  4. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Has Simmons ever even been to Bristol?


    "The fog's getting thicker."
    "And Leon's getting laaarger!"
     
  5. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Joey... Do you like to hang out at the gymnasium?
     
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Actually, my friend, that's from Airplane 2.

    Which had some pretty freaking funny lines, too.

    "No one has to know you're impotent."
    "Don't say that worddddddddd!"

    Awesome cameo by Sonny Bono.
     
  7. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Awesome cameo by William Schatner as well.
     
  8. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Nervous?
    Yes.
    First time?
    No, I've been nervous lots of times.
     
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
     
  10. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I found myself sitting next to Manny Mota in a press box once, and I could not get that out of my head the whole night.
     
  11. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.
     
  12. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Of course, the funny thing about that is Pedro Borbon and Manny Mota were never, ever on the same team during their Major League careers.
     
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