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Air fresheners

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Platyrhynchos, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Maybe the problem isn't with the air you're breathing but:

    * Your company being too cheap to have a sink or water fountain outside the bathroom. Jeez, even my Scrooge rag had bottled water.

    * Your co-workers eating asapargus, spicy sausage and other fart-bomb-producing foods, then leaving floaters in the can. Maybe THEY need to watch what they put into their body.
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I don't care if the water comes straight off a pipeline from Arrowhead Mountain, the thought of getting your drinking water from the bathroom faucet makes me ill. The same place where people defecate and touch everything with their defecation-laden hands... yecch.
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Defecation-laden hands?
    What the hell is going on at that place?
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Poin works with feces-throwing chimps. It's the only explanation, and it actually explains a lot.
  5. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    If only...
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    So, is that water cooler going to be smeared with feces when those two are done chatting?
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "So did you see America's Got Talent last night?"

    "I did! That girl withi the ukeuele (sp) was something else!"

    "She sure was, Tammy! She sure was!"

    "Hey Biff, I don't know about you, but when I take a shit, I wipe my ass with my hands."

    "Me too!"

    "Let's smear our hands all over this and infect the rest of the office with our germs!"

    "Sounds great!"
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Everything goes better with sh*t.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Look at that devious grin on her face. "Our co-workers have no idea how we've soiled this water cooler!"
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Today's drink special:
    The sh*t-tini
    Your choice of garnish — peanut or corn
  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Shaken or stirred?
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

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