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Air fresheners

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Platyrhynchos, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Our only source of water at the newspaper office is the restroom. I always go there to fill my cup with water. And, I always seem to manage to do so immediately after someone has taked a big ol', grawlzing shit.

    Air fresheners don't work. It still smells like pine-scented shit, or vanilla-scented shit, or whatever-scent-you're-using shit.

    Anybody know of a product that would take the sting out of this situation?
  2. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

  3. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Beat me to it, dix
  4. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    We have a winner!
  6. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Simply awesome. After that, posting a pic of butt plugs just won't cut it.
  7. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    I'm not paying for bottled water.

    That's like buying the air you breathe.

    Although, the help wanted is looking rather appealing, but not because of the stench.
  8. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    If you keep an ass-scented candle burning at your desk you won't notice as much difference when you step into the restroom.
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    It must be nice to be so flip about what you put into your body.

    You could always buy a water bottle and fill it from the tap at home, assuming that ass/oxygen ratio is not out of kilter there also.
  10. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    It must be nice to be so flip about what you put into your body.
    It is rather nice. Right now, copious amounts of alcohol and nicotine top the list. No sugar. Very little salt. And, I do watch my cholesterol.
  11. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    If you're smoking cigarettes, the smell of 2-foot poops in the men's room should be the least of your worries.
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Perri-air anyone?
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