Air fresheners

Our only source of water at the newspaper office is the restroom. I always go there to fill my cup with water. And, I always seem to manage to do so immediately after someone has taked a big ol', grawlzing shit.

Air fresheners don't work. It still smells like pine-scented shit, or vanilla-scented shit, or whatever-scent-you're-using shit.

Anybody know of a product that would take the sting out of this situation?

 

Beat me to it, dix

 

We have a winner!

 

Simply awesome. After that, posting a pic of butt plugs just won't cut it.

 

I'm not paying for bottled water.

That's like buying the air you breathe.

Although, the help wanted is looking rather appealing, but not because of the stench.

 

If you keep an ass-scented candle burning at your desk you won't notice as much difference when you step into the restroom.

 

It must be nice to be so flip about what you put into your body.

You could always buy a water bottle and fill it from the tap at home, assuming that ass/oxygen ratio is not out of kilter there also.

 

It must be nice to be so flip about what you put into your body.
It is rather nice. Right now, copious amounts of alcohol and nicotine top the list. No sugar. Very little salt. And, I do watch my cholesterol.

 

If you're smoking cigarettes, the smell of 2-foot poops in the men's room should be the least of your worries.

 

Perri-air anyone?