Advanced insomnia

This thread is about advanced insomnia. And you thought f_t was a girl, so what do you know about anything?

 

Shiiiiiit ... you'd have an easier time researching my life than the guy I'm writing about, that's for sure.

 

I had terrible insomnia my first two years in college because I lived in the dorms. Didn't help that the dudes next door were trying to master the bass line for "Dreamweaver". And that they smashed an acoustic guitar to bits one night. I came close to punching one of the motherfuckers in the throat.

I guess that doesn't help. Hell, Arnold, pet the dog, and I mean that literally.

 

Seriously, I should have known better. There is no one more averse to vagina than a gay man. And he has made it clear how averse he is. He still looks like Stevie Nicks in my mind, so it really changes nothing for me.

I bet Ragu knew, probably discussed it with co-workers and came to a consensus a long time ago.

 

I like spaghetti sauce.

 

I've got it bad on both ends...I can't fall asleep, and when I do, I wake fully up every 40-45 minutes. I haven't slept through the night in MONTHS.

People say it can be caused by depression, which I'm pretty sure I have, but I'm too lazy to go to the doctor.