Adele Vogue cover "controversy"

And they're assuming every woman lives in the first world.

 

I need to make this very clear, so it doesn't end up in the Dick Whitman Dossier: That was referencing a "Seinfeld" episode.

 

Too late.

 

There is a not insignificant percentage of this board who still thinks that I don't know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence (I made the regreettable mistake of trying to deadpan John Boehner's mix-up).

 

Atta boy! I knew there was something cool about you.

I've found over the years, I'm attracted to men who love women. All kinds of women. Nonpicky guy's guys.

There's no bigger turnoff that some guy who nitpicks a woman's hair, tits, ass... etc. etc.

 

I'm a Seinfeld illiterate so, yes, that went right past me.

 

It's pretty clear in most posts that we of the Persnickety Peters Club were referring to standards of beauty expectant for Vogue cover models. I have no lack of appreciation for women, nor do I expect to land myself a cover girl in the future.

 

I'm just telling you what I like. Hey - some women love men who have very high standards.

 

I'm attracted to 85.9 percent of the women who were on "Seinfeld." And 100 percent of Lugnuts' available friends she hypothetically introduced me to nine years ago.

 

Fixed for unnecessary caps.

 

Hey, some of my best friends breathe and beg. And I watched Yo! MTV Begs religiously.