Actual breaking Landis news: Sample had artificial testosterone

Check your favorite news outlet. Also saw on the NY Times wire...

Edit: AP credits NY Times with breaking the story on its Web site.

 

Cheater.

 

This virtually guarantees I'll never run another Tour de France story.

 

Not good for the young ex-Mennonite. Not good at all.

 

Correction, A_F:

Fucking dog shit cheater asshole.

 

Guys, let'e not go overboard. He cheated and got caught.

You and i cheated on tests in high school.
McGwire cheated.
Bonds cheated.
Sosa cheated.
Gatlin cheated.
Lance Armstrong cheated.

Ban Landis for life, take away his yellow jersey, and scrap the race. Not that i paid attention in the first place.

 

I never cheated in HS or college. I'm not perfect, but I know right from wrong. Assuming this is true, and the evidence continues to mount, it's really wrong. The only hope for the Tour might be to just do away with drug testing and open it up to the freaks.

 

LIVEJUICED

ironic yellow wristbands coming at a hipster clothing outlet near you

 

Kind of like the SNL sketch with the All Drug Olympics.

"He's pulled his arms off!"

 

Don't jump to any conclusions y'all.

Last time I went on the Jack Daniels distillery tour, I seem to remember something about artificial testosterone being a new addition to the formula for 2006.

Or maybe he should blame a twin brother who never was born.

 

Maybe not, but you're sure better than me and my pals ... I'm still wiping biology quiz answers off my palm ...

 

I'm sorry shot. This was too enticing. ;D