A really crappy record

A suspected drug dealer in the UK has now gone 34 days without pooping. He's been in custody since swallowing his stash on Jan. 17, and has since argued that as long as he's "in possession" of the drugs he can't be charged. So he and the cops are having a fecal standoff.

Suspected drug dealer now hasn't pooed 34 DAYS as prison toilet strike continues

Not sure whose job it is to maintain the records on this, but I don't envy them.

 

OK, dinner's off. Thanks a lot.

 

34 days???? Color me impressed. I couldn't make it 34 hours.

 

So at what point do they give him a stiff cup of coffee and a glass of water?

 

How is that even possible?

 

I think they get cartoonists to draw it from South Korea.

 

Give him a scotch and a cigarette and he won’t be able hold out for a minute longer.

 

The real question is what has he eaten in the interim.

 

It's in the story. And I had no idea you could put up a logjam like that for anywhere near five weeks. Holy shit!