A Present For IJAG

Minimum Wage! Yahhhh!

 

They Might Be Giants? Particle Man!

And I have bigger lips than Jay-Z and I can rap better. Not to mention that I have the best white boy beatbox this side of ... well ... anyone. I just can't reel off any white beatboxers at the moment.

 

I know five, I;m younger than you.

 

SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

 

Probiotics.

 

Damn you, wretch. I had gotten almost entirely through my weekend without knowing it was the anniversary of the... the... shit, you know what it is. Elway and his fucking horse teeth, signalling touchdown. Damn it. Now, my last few hours of the weekend are ruined. Fucking Elway....

 

Thanks, I'll set a note in my 2008 planner to remind you about the Fumble

 

Sadly, IJAG's present will have to be a belated one. She managed to piss away her day sleeping (first day off in 11) and now has to go get her 45 minutes of cardio in.

She will say this: Jake even looks good in a dress and with blond spiky hair in goggles.

Meow.

And F_B, if you want, I can make you a CD of those artists if you'd like. If you can stand country music, Gary Allan is fabulous.

(I love that this got semi-giantsjacked. My personal favorite is "Don't Let's Start")

 

I was just about to say, aren't you watching SNL?

 

I'm going to watch it in the workout room at my apartment complex. They have an elliptical and some treadmills over there, plus like a 50-inch plasma TV in there. I'll watch it up there (assuming no one else is in there), or I'm Tivoing it.

Peace out, y'all.

 

When did IJAG start referring to herself in the third person? Crazy ass diet has her all fucked up!!!!

 

I think she recently watched the episode of Grey's Anatomy where a patient only spoke in third person.