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A Prayer and a Lesson

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Dec 9, 2006.

  1. A beautiful wife.

    Beautiful healthy kids.

    And an addiction to Internet porn.

    It can happen to anyone and it happened to Idaho.

    Many of you may have noticed that Idaho hasn't been around on this board for a while. Some of you may have been told that he was having "computer problems". Truth is - his wife and his mother-in-law took away his laptop. It was an intervention. Idaho was addicted to Internet porn and something had to be done. Morning, noon and night - whenever Idaho thought he had a few minutes of privacy - he'd be surfing the web for porn. It was a sickness and now Idaho is in the process of healing.

    Cold turkey. No Internet access and thus no way to feed the masturbation beast. It's been rough on Idaho but he's making it though. He's taking more care with his diet and he's exercising more. He and his wife have rediscovered that old closeness. Idaho is getting better.

    So this weekend when you say a prayer for your team to win or to cover the spread - say an extra prayer for Idaho and remember that there for the grace of God could go you.
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    His family started to suspect something when he'd spend so much time doing "research" for the SportsJournalists.com Vegas trip.

    I'm glad he's getting help. Internet porn is the dirty little secret of the Mormon church.
  3. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    Is this really necessary?? What is this?
  4. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    that intervention must have been pretty embarrasing. ::)
  5. I suspect this is wrestling with humor again.
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    He kept sending me his pants. Actually, pictures of his pants. They were polyester.

    These are the pants I'm not wearing right now!, he PMd to Lugnuts and me.

    Stop, we wrote to him, you must get some help. And some 100% cotton denim.

    We said nothing to anyone...until he started sending pictures of his socks. And a raccoon hat.

    Lugnuts is having a hard time with the whole ordeal. The medication has made it hard for her to type actual words. She emailed me yesterday. "THjse jhsauwu ajwhu!! YhskYGHKH st fkesh--swk. TEJjd!! :p " I don't agree, but I know where she's coming from.
  7. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    I think humor's down for the count.
  8. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Is there a courtesy phone? And if so, what color is it?
  9. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    If this thread is wrestling with humor, humor is getting beat like Stanford football.

  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

  11. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Yet you have continued to open this thread up more than once. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the 100s of other stupid threads that are posted, like the Buy Tori Spelling's junk thread. ::)
  12. Hey - someone deleted their post! The one about the term "feeding the masturbation beast" being too harsh.

    With an affliction like Internet porn addiction sometimes you have to be harsh
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