A pocket knife, some string and and a roll of duct tape. . .

Anytime anyone mentions MacGyver, I immediately think of a line from the Simpsons:

"Thank you MacGyver! You saved our village!"

"Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull."

 

Then there's this:

http://maclost.ytmnd.com/

 

you think ralphie knew this thread would head in this direction?

 

I really thought Chef created this thread. I'm a little disappointed, actually.

 

here's a handbasket. you know where you can ride it.

 

Sorry to disappoint you Mike. Now I feel bad.

 

No I didn't, but I'm enjoying this direction so far.

 

MacGyver's gay!

 

Reading the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be a discussion on the Dept. of Homeland Security's advice on what to do in the event of a terrorist attack.

 

It's quite OK. It's really tough to be upset at Ralph. He's so cute. He's way better than Wyoming.

 

Awww, Mikey thinks I'm cute. That's so sweet of you sir, but I gotta say I'm more into the Kelly Kapowski type than the Zack Morris type. Sorry.

 

right off the top turnbuckle. wow.