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Like, oodles.

 

Hey, I'm with him. No coffee taste for this kid.

 

What really used to piss me off were coffee flavored jelly beans. It's easy enough to steer clear of everything that derives from a real coffee bean, but sometimes those bastards can sneak up on you.

I've never actually been inside a Starbucks.

 

Stolen from my friend, who probably stole it from someone else:

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

I remember a Saturday Night Live sketch where Eddie Murphy (IIRC) was hitting on a woman and said, "I like my coffee like I like my women. Milk and two sugars." That always made me giggle.

 

Yep, I should leave my home, job, family and every person I have ever known and cared about to move to sunny Southern California. Why didn't I think of that years ago?

 

The heat probably makes it hard to think clearly.

 

There are times when this is certainly true.

 

But, the iced coffee helps keep those times to a minimum.

 

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This made me almost pee my pants I laughed so hard.

Now strongly considering a road trip to Hot Coffee, Mississippi.

 

Coffee tastes like shit. That is all.

 

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