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A new way to get drunk!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    At least two people have become intoxicated by drinking hand-sanitizing gels, a potentially deadly habit, doctors reported on Wednesday.

    A prison inmate and a hospitalized alcoholic both were treated for poisoning from the gels, which contain alcohol -- but not the same kind as found in beverages.
    The Maryland Poison Center was called about a 49-year-old, usually calm prison inmate who was described as being 'red-eyed,' 'loony,' 'combative,' and 'intoxicated, lecturing everyone about life'," Dr. Suzanne Doyon of the Maryland Poison Center and Dr. Christopher Welsh of the University of Maryland School of Medicine wrote in one letter.

    "Other inmates and staff reported seeing this prisoner drinking from a gallon container of Purell hand sanitizer over the course of the evening. "
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    That's a whole new type of suds.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    "On the positive side, we've never seen a cleaner colon," said Sgt. Biff Buttcrack, who handles strip searches.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Don't drop drink the soap!
  5. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    When I saw this title, my first thought was, "The old way is perfect and doesn't need to be replaced." Of course, now I see that these fine gentlemen didn't have access to the old way. I hope they said a toast first.
  6. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    I drank that stuff before. It was called a Zima.

    Thank you. Thank you. Good night.
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I don't want to see a dime spent trying to restrict access to, or teaching about the dangers of drinking that stuff. Seriously, if your ass is dumb enough to swallow a greasy, oil gel, then maybe the world is better off without you.
  8. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I accidently tasted that shit last year after I put some on and thoughtlessly bit a finger nail or something. How someone could willingly down quantities is beyond me...
  9. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    Hey, it's just good clean fun.
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Darwinism at work.
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Wasn't there a wife convicted of manslaughter last year after she gave her husband a Cuervo enema and he died of alcohol poisoning or something?
  12. What cracks me up about this story is that, judging from the way it reads, no one bothered to take the sanitizer away from the inmate.
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