a mighty heart

If you'd lose the porn stache, you'd look much less like a dead Russian . . .

 

That's a good point. I grew it to distract people from my receding hairline, though.

 

Plus, it really goes with the uniform.

 

Keeps you from looking like the early 90s Jacko

 

Jesus, Mighty, we have the same barber.

 

Before I started going to him, I looked a lot like this guy:

 

When I met you, you were between hairstyles.

 

Excellent point. At that time, I looked more like this guy, come to think of it:

 

Odd.
You looked like every three-day old infant.

 

And you yelled something like, "Damn it, I want test pilots!"

 

I see a family resemblance here:

 

Did you read the Esquire article about her this month? If you believe her about where her intentions lie, that might change your mind.