A Legit Thread -- No need for the Mods to lock or delete this one...

I visited a massage therapist this afternoon. She turned my back into Jell-O.

 

Stan hacked up a hairball today. You all wanted to know that.

 

Holes in socks are the worst.

 

Girls are so much better at these types of threads than guys.

I bet you girls can find something to talk about in line at the bank ...

 

Yes, especially when it's right there on your toe. I can deal with one over in the ankle region, but not the toe.

 

I'm wearing flats. Mark it on your calendar.

 

Might I offer a suggestion, then?

A friend at work, an absolutely fabulous babe in every sense of the word, calls it Phluffy Philly....

Half cream cheese, half marshmallow whip. Dip some strawberries or pineapple in it, drink some wine or champagne and you won't need any sex that night.

 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, SC. You've gotta be kidding ...

 

Toes are even worse when they're not directly on the toe, but just a tiny bit off to the side. Cause then, in addition to the toe touching the inside of the shoe, it throws off the whole sock. I don't mind holes above the actual foot.

 

Damn, it's a good feeling when you pound out a great gamer in 10 minutes just because you had the perfect way to write it already in your mind. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

 

Nope. It's supposed to snow tonight. I'm not dumb.

They are really cute Steve Madden ballet flats though.

 

I beg to differ, but only in my particular case.

I have a hole in my right shoe, about half-way between the point where the toes meet the feet and the actual "meat" of your foot. I also wore a pair of socks today that had a hole right at that freaking point. Stepped in a puddle and for the rest of the day, every second step made a squeaking sound that sounded like a fart.