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A high five and birthday salute to a great Republican

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Feb 12, 2012.

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  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Opera tickets was funnier. Trying to help a brother.
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Feb 12, 2012
    #13
  2. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    You really wanted him to kill a bunch of slaves, didn't you?
     
    Mystery Meat II, Feb 12, 2012
    #14
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Nah. Just select one city, completely evacuate it, announce a "Reparations for Slaveholders" meeting at the center of the city with payouts to begin at noon.

    About 10 a.m., all the Federal personnel get in carriages and head out of town, leaving all the slaveholders behind. "Be patient. Don't worry about a thing. You'll be taken care of at noon."
     
    Starman, Feb 12, 2012
    #15
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Well played.
     
    Double J, Feb 12, 2012
    #16
  5. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Couldn't get him anything that he needs. Never worked with him because he was before my time. Loved his beard. Loved his Emancipation Proclamation.
     
    Drip, Feb 12, 2012
    #17
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    He's too liberal to get any modern-day Republicans to vote for him.
     
    EStreetJoe, Feb 12, 2012
    #18
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Was he the first Log Cabin Republican?
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 12, 2012
    #19
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