A girl and her dreams

If you put a normal-size woman on top of her, she might make a decent make out couch.

Nice, fluffy pillows.

 

Yeah, those things are a tad excessive.

One wrong move in bed, and you're a concussion waiting to happen.

 

Maybe, but it also might add a whole new meaning to bra-burning.

 

Only if they're real. And sooner or later, you'll have to look up, anyway. If there's nothing up there, who cares if she's got a couple of zeppelins?

It's not the breasts. It's the owner.

 

Nah. If you've ever been on a trampoline before, you should be fine.

 

Good point.

 

She could be the new spokesmodel for the Texas de BRAzil restaurant chain.

 

When someone told her she should dream big, I think she got the wrong idea.

 

No. My guess is she was completely gorgeous before her first operation. What a waste of money (if she's going for my approval, I suppose).

 

That girl makes Tebow's girlfriend look like she needs a training bra.

Ooof.

 

Bust, or Burst? I can't decide which ...

 

Yeah, not so much.