A game for Wal-Mart

When I saw the title of this thread, the first thing I did was look to see if Bubbler started it.

 

They also forgot eight-year-old boy by himself in the gun section.

 

That game is too easy. You'd fill the card in the friggin' parking lot.

 

No ... just his hard-rockin', 80s lovin', future ex-wife.

 

I was at Kay-Bee Toys yesterday, and I saw a person who had truly given up. While distracted by her large mother, I assumed as I moved my eyes up her enormous truck and side-stepped her extremely generous frame to get down the Barbie aisle, I didn't pay the other woman much mind. But when I got to the checkout, I caught them.

The daughter, a big woman, but not as round as her mom, was wearing sweats from shoulder to calves, allowing the tightly-pressed skin to show all the way down to the back of the heal. Covering her feet were nothing other than dark purple slippers. I'd never seen someone wear slippers into a store -- and especially not into a big, heavily-trafficked mall. It was definitely a sight.

 

It's missing domestic dispute.

 

I can win by going down the far right column in about 10 seconds.

 

Try right-clicking on the image and open it in a separate tab/window. Should be much larger then.

 

See now ... what it's missing for the Wal-Mart I frequent for supplies is 'flock of Hudderites'.

 

To my chagrin, I might have to go there tomorrow...this will definitely make the trip less painful.

 

Fixed.
And two questions:
1) They still have Kay-Bee Toys stores? Thought they went out of business.
2) What the hell were you doing in the Barbie aisle?

 

When said kids have school at 8 a.m. the next morning.