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A first-ballot douchebag HOFer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. bostonbred

    bostonbred Guest

    Hysterical. Thanks for the site. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh out loud. I think this could very well be a joke. Arthur Kade reminds me of that one guy who used to post on this board...what was his name, Mark McGwire's "friend"?
     
  2. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    So to get elected into the douchebag hall of fame do you have to be retired from all douchbaggery for a certain amount of time? what about those who fall under the category of douchenozzle?
     
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    That guy and the Super Genius are totally BFFs!
     
  4. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    An excellent question. If you never quit being a douche, can you qualify for the HOF? Because unlike athletes, douchebags don't get too old to be douchebags. They tend to continue forever.
     
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Maybe it's like the LPGA. You meet certain criteria (ie. thinking Angie's not attractive enough, appear in YouTube videos with a jar of spaghetti sauce) and you're in the Hall of Fame even while you're still actively golfing (or douchebagging, as it were).
     
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Wow. I thought JDV was vain.
     
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Arthur Kade is drafting off JDV's heat! Arthur Kade doesn't have YouTube Vids watched by Millions! He doesn't have a brother on speakerphone!
     
  8. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    I think with douchebaggery, you'd almost have to still be active to be in the HOF
     
  9. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Pic on the left makes him look like Mike Greenberg.
     
  10. mediaguy

    mediaguy Well-Known Member

    I think they make an exception for this guy and vote him straight in, like a Roberto Clemente of assholedom, without the untimely early death.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Nice..
     
  12. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    " One of the difficulties of having success so early in my career is having to make life-altering choices. With a growing resume, and increased exposure in the acting world, I have begun to build a name for myself in the acting community, and think that I am very close to premier speaking roles"


    That reminds me of Ricky Gervais's "Extras". Not sure if it was shown on US TV or not. Hilarious. Gervais plays a loser extra in movies and all he wants is "a line".

    And this episode with Patrick Steward is one of my favourites.

    Stay with it until the end.

     
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