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A Cajun walks into a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Oct 27, 2006.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    A Cajun walks into a bar with

    A pet alligator by his side.

    He puts the alligator up on the bar.

    He turns to the astonished patrons.

    "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

    Then the gator will close his

    Mouth for one minute.

    "Then he'll open his mouth

    And I'll remove my unit unscathed.

    In return for witnessing this


    Each of you will buy me a drink."

    The crowd murmured their approval.

    The man stood up on the bar,

    Dropped his trousers,

    And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

    The gator closed his mouth

    As the crowd gasped.

    After a minute,

    The man grabbed a beer

    bottle and smacked the
    Alligator hard on the top

    its head.

    The gator opened his mouth

    And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

    The crowd cheered,

    And the first of his free

    Drinks were delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

    A Blonde woman timidly

    Spoke up..........

    "I'll try it -

    Just don't hit me so hard

    with the beer bottle!"
  2. What's with the format, dude?
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Diversion from Cajun joke to blonde joke. Well done.
  4. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    I think I know that Cajun.
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    substitute gay guy for blonde, and beer bottle for 18-inch stick..............that's the way I heard it.

    funny nonetheless.
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'm pretty sure I know the blonde ... 8)
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