9/11/21 / Afghanistan thread

He’s not the grenade-throwing type, and I hope that “sidelined” isn’t followed by “died of his wounds.”

 

Soon to be traded to ISIS for a suicide bomber to be named later.

 

See also previous.

Or maybe we can just cross over with the “Running racism in America” thread.

 

Wonder if he's day-to-day like Mike Trout?

 

Joe bin-Maddon will let us know in a few days.

 

He just needs a little time to work on his curveball.

The Taliban is quickly finding out that ruling when the microscope is on you isn't fun. In six months, once all the media move on to Kanye's next marriage, all bets are off.

 

Shocker!
No, wait... don't give somebody the shocker, or you'll get your hand cut off.

Taliban Official Says Strict Punishment And Executions Will Return

 

Make Afghanistan Horrible Again.

 

So it's back to the "hands off doctrine."

 

But Turabi dismissed criticism over the previous Taliban rule, arguing that it had succeeded in bringing stability. "We had complete safety in every part of the country," he said of the late 1990s.

Yes, because you killed anyone who didn't obey.

 

Future Fox News contributor.

 

Hey, only Texas and Virginia can execute people.