6s for everyone! People's Most Beautiful Woman

Hand her over to a Korean lady with tweezers, and she'd be a 9. The eyebrows are pretty much the only flaw.



See, when her eyebrows are fixed she's definitely hot.

 

No.

 

Verse: Lily Collins looks like a less attractive version of Madonna's daughter. Which is saying an awful lot.

I was going to post a pic, but Lourdes is for-real 15, and I don't want to start that.

But yeah, no. I don't get it.

 

Verse: Seriously?

http://www.people.com/people/package/video/0,,20360857_20590000,00.html

 

And again, Beyonce is all that and a bag of hot and spicy chips!

 

Ah yes, Paula Patton from Mission: Impossible 4. Yes, she's quite beautiful. Top 10? If she's not in it, she's in the neighborhood.

Lily Collins, based on that picture, looks my friend T.J. Now, he's a good looking dude, but I don't think he's a great looking lady.

 

Or the LPGA!

 

IJAG: Yeah, so I'm skeevy. Wanna fight about it?

(But yeah, the 9 was an exagerration. With perfect eyebrows, she would be an 8-8.5. She's probably a 6.5 right now. Still hotter than Jessica Dorrell [whom I've bumped down to a true 6 after seeing more photos of].)

 

OK, and there she looks like Audrey Hepburn. Much better.

 

Just using the top 10 'sote posted, I'd rank them


Beyonce
Kate Middleton
Paula Patton
Michelle Williams
Miranda Lambert
Charlize Theron
Christina Hendricks
Madeleine Stowe
Sofia Vergara
Lily Collins


And it is a STEEP dropoff after the top three. Like Thelma and Louise ending dropoff.

 

I don't know if Lily Collins is a 6 or a 10, but her dad is definitely A1!

 

THERE IS NO HEPBURN IN THAT GIRL. None. Stop that. Now.

And if you can watch that video I posted of her and find her attractive, fine. Beauty is subjective. But that, that I don't get. She looks like a 16-year-old from any class in any high school in any city in any state.