5k muttafuggers

Ain't I just?

 

It's my kinda team, Charlie. It's my kinda team.

 

Hats for bats. Keep bats warm.

Gracias.

 

Not all of us are unemployed SOBs who can post all day.
Oh, wait.

On another note, granddad and grandmom took the two kids and sat way far away from the wife and I on the plane. AND we got the emergency row. So it was a good flight for us.
For them, not so much.

 

I've never heard of half these guys, and the ones I do know are way past their primes.

Most of these guys never had a prime.

This guy's dead.

Cross him off then.

 

Mr. Bobcat, that quote is a team sport, and you'll have to wait about half a second for one of us to help you out.

That said, "Is that you, Tolbert? This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over. My knees are killing me, and if you were gonna pull this shit, you could've at least said you were from the Yankees."

 

What can I say, Mike? A little exuberance. Got a little carried away back there.

 

Where is Jake_Taylor when you need him?

 

Want me to take him outside, kick the shit out of him?

 

I feel like a banker in this.

 

Uh oh, Rexy, I don't think this one's got the distance.

 

"How would you like to manage the Indians this year?"
"I don't know Charlie, let me get back to you. I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls."