50 Shades of Grey: Not the story of Big Ben's penis

Does a vibrator even fit in the wheelwell?

 

Custom is the woman provides the machinery.

The woman with the four devices would keep them deep inside different pairs of leather boots in her laundry room.

 

Freq probably preferred jumper cables.

 

Isn't the boots where she puts her prepaid Visas?

 

You could not hide a Swan "deep inside" anything.

She was using the wrong kind of dick stick.

 

Are you kidding me? I can't download this shit from iBooks??

I'm too embarrassed to buy it at B&N.

This is a goddamn tragedy. My evening is ruined.

 

God I've missed you.

 

Well, there was a gigantic purple apparatus that she kept in the knee high boots (that she would wear to the corn field). Add in three "rabbits" and it was a party. She was the bookstore pickup. Quite intelligent, IIRC.

 

POO -- I couldn't let a 50 Shades thread go by without comment.

I do think the value of the book isn't necessarily in the level of hot stories (I think the stories I wrote were much more, uh, gripping) but there is definitely a level of mainstream acceptance over "mom porn" than in the recent past.

 

Depends on the voltage and whether the clamps are metal.

 

You gotta go to B&N, and report back on if some seedy-looking guy tries to mack on you!

 

Don't be ashamed; when you walk in the door, they are front-and-center, right next to the Nook display. No doubt, they are the biggest sellers in the shop.