3:09!!!!!!!

The Paper on HBO Signature now.

Those are union drivers waiting out there, mister.

 

I don't read this newspaper.

 

What's with all the grunt work? I'm a columnist.

 

Spalding Gray, RIP, is a scene stealer. Great, great movie.

 

You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long.



You got a cop quote?

Ahhh, ah what?

A quote? You know? They talk, you write, we print?

 

What's up his ass?

 

Bagel.

 

So many of the great lines in this one are hidden gems, too.

A couple recent examples.

Ah, Christ, I don't have nine inches for Nazis!

And:

You're accurate, ethical, and I want you out of the building.

 

Then keep your dick out of my ashtray.

 

Nice chair, Ray.

 

Ah, Christ, I got a better word for all of them, get out of the chair.

 

I thought this was about JDV breaking the world record in the mile.