2014 Oscars Thread

Steak, I thought whatever work she had done consisted of something being tied around the corners of her mouth.

 

Sally Field is 65 years old.
I see her in an osteoporosis commercial or the Oscars and I'd still chase her around any beach, factory or district attorney's office of her choosing.

 

Benedict Cumberbatch photobombs U2:

 

And Twitter brings the Oscars to a dead halt at least twice. Leto's speech was awesome. Ellen's crack about Liza was bewildering and is probably why 21 will stay away from this thread. U2 naturally brought the house down, but I didn't think the song was all that. And just how much caffeine was Harrison Ford on?

 

And Charlize Theron's transformation into Cameron Diaz is complete.

 

And the Oscars have brought Twitter to a halt: It's crashed at the moment. Seriously.

 

Ellen's Oscar selfie. Not sure who the guy at 4 o'clock is:

 

Pink ain't exactly nailing this. And that pizza bit was a two-part fail.

 

It's Lupita Nyong'o's brother.

 

She lives!

 

It's a little dusty in here. And first class to make Ebert part of it, as he should have been.