20 Year old Lindsay Lohan DUI - Who had today in the pool?

...jer honor... I do nod have a jrinking prolem... I jrink, I ged jrunk, I fall down.. no prolem...

 

Would somebody please marry this girl before she kills herself.

 

JDV, Lindsey. Lindsey, STD...

 

According to the story she had a driver. He dropped her off at 4:30 am. She then proceeded to take her Mercedes for a ride.

 

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/26/coke-found-in-lohan-dui-invesitagation/

In a press conference this afternoon about the arrest of Lindsay Lohan, cops say they found a "usable amount" of a drug they say was cocaine at the scene. Lt. Mitch McCann of the Beverly Hills Police Department would not say where the drug was found but it was "not on her person."

 

so how much blow can you fit in ben-wa balls?

 

Yes, because marriage is exactly what saved Britney Spears from making a complete wreck of her life.

 

Brilliant.

 

Well, she obviously needs some sort of purpose. I've managed to miss every one of the dope's movies, but I did get hooked into an E! Hollywood special on her a few weeks back. Same trajectory as every other fallen lewzer in Hollywood, nothing really new there. But you get the feeling her mother, and not the troubled dad, is the real poison in that family.

 

Do people actually give a shit about these celebutards, or is it just that outlets like People, Us and Access: Hollywood are screaming at us that dumb shit like this matters. Lohan, Hilton, Spears and the whole whorish lot should just go away. If I want to look at ridiculously hot women that I have absolutely no chance to get with, I'll rent a porno.

 

bitch.

 

I've thought the same thing. Maybe the old lady is what drives LL and her dad to self-destructive behaviour?