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15 seconds from a beat down. Phew.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Jan 4, 2007.

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  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Ra-Goetz!

    BTW, onions! How many here would've done that?
     
    Songbird, Jan 4, 2007
    #13
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Except I don't carry a gun and I'm not really as batshit as I seem.

    While I was standing toe-to-toe with this guy yelling, my mind was racing. You know that feeling where your heart is pounding and you know you are going to have no choice but to fight? I actually thought about throwing the first punch, so I could at least get in one shot before taking my beating. I was glad I didn't when I saw those cops.

    This guy was really big anyhow. I couldn't have hurt him without maybe surprising him by kicking him in the nuts. My guess is he was 6-5 or 6-6 and close to 300. I'm about 5-10, 165.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jan 4, 2007
    #14
  3. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    "Onions" is right. Nice work.
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Jan 4, 2007
    #15
  4. ink-stained wretch

    ink-stained wretch Active Member

    Rags, never, ever throw the first punch.

    Knee to the groin, then a boot to the stomach and very, very quick exit. Don't wait around for him to get up.

    That would be a very rookie mistake.
     
    ink-stained wretch, Jan 4, 2007
    #16
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Ragu, there's no such thing as dirty fighting. When he's that much bigger you gotta do what you gotta do. No one remembers how you beat someone. They'll just remember that cement head got whooped by a toothpick.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jan 4, 2007
    #17
  6. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    I can't believe some guy would do that in front of children?!?! Not that it's right to do it in front of a single woman, but ... still.
    Good job Ragu.

    Are you available to bodyguard the next time me and the girls go out to a bar and some 6-foot-6 doofus tries pulling a similar-type act?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Jan 4, 2007
    #18
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Ragu, will you marry me?

    Seriously, that's a really awesome thing to do.
     
    sportschick, Jan 4, 2007
    #19
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And that woman WILLLLLLLLLLLL ALWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS LOVE RAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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    BYH, Jan 4, 2007
    #20
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Holy crap! she won the bet!!!! :D :D :D
     
    BYH, Jan 4, 2007
    #21
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    What bet?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Jan 4, 2007
    #22
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I think Ragu is enough older than me to not count in the contest as being my age.
     
    sportschick, Jan 4, 2007
    #23
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Even more shocking!
     
    BYH, Jan 4, 2007
    #24
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